When you came to this site, one of the foremost things on your mind was something along the lines of "What the heck is Spoo?" Well, we would answer you - but that would take all the fun out of it. See, Spoo is an amazing little thing discovered one day by a person somewhere. The Spoo was soon bottled and sold in the area where the person lived. It was so popular that the Spoo business quickly spread worldwide. Now there is Spoo everywhere. It's at your house, in your cat, and on the web.

Creating Spoo is a complicated procedure involving quite a lot of digging, yelling, throwing, discoing, and a bit of jumping up and down on a green slimy rock. If these actions are not completed in the right order and amounts, your Spoo will be corrupted and repossessed by the Spoo Network. So, the best way to get Spoo is to find someone who has already made Spoo and forcibly make them give it too you. That way, it's easier on everyone (except the other guy).

You can also special order Spoo from the Spoo Network (check the Availability page), however this can be a tedious and expensive way of going about obtaining Spoo. Despite this, it is the only way to ensure that the Spoo you get is pure.